A three-egg cheese and bacon omelet and orange juice for breakfast. It’s going to be a good day.

The Walmart Moonwalker strikes in a big way.

I love it!!

Jane Austen’s latest work: Fight Club

I love the creativity that went into this faux trailer. But in reality, I’d have been much more inclined to read Pride and Prejudice had there been fights and roundhouse kicks in it.

(via Mashable)

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Just as cute as it is annoying. … but now I’m hungry.

Enjoying a Stress Defender at Tropical Smoothie Café.

Oh Facebook. You amuse me…

Clouds also make me happy.

Google’s search stories make my day.

Who would buy these? In my mind, lima beans = pure evil.

This just in from the Subway napkin! A Poptart has more Calories than a McDonald’s Egg McMuffin (R).

Sweet! I know what I want for breakfast from now on.

I’m not sure that was the intended effect of the napkin, though.

“WPIX-TV in New York will start a 4 a.m. newscast on Sept. 20, besting the 4:30 a.m. newscasts that have recently been started by several stations owned by Fox and NBC, the story says. Stations are citing viewers who wake up earlier to make long commutes and consumer desire for 24-hour news.

Fox’s WNYW-TV and NBC’s WNBC-TV started their 4:30 a.m. newscasts in March. WPIX, owned by Tribune, currently airs “Inside Edition” at 4 a.m. and starts its news at 4:30 a.m.”
(via TVWeek)

This is ironically true, so much of the time…

And slowly I am getting better at telling the difference.

What a nice surprise. I come home after dark and there are three frogs on my door.

That’s one way to tell if it’s rained.

I love playing iPhone solitaire.

I stinkin’ love driving my Prius. I’m the king of regenerating battery power by coasting.

And the ridiculously high mpg’s aren’t bad either.